Anyway, so I'm putting my bus schedules in order, and the man next to me says "I've heard of people collecting comic books, but I've never seen anyone who collects bus schedules."
I was already mildly annoyed, and this didn't help. "Well, when you ride the bus as much as I do, you need the schedules."
He said: "Well, why don't you just memorize the schedules for the routes you use most?" and then I wanted to say:
Seriously, I gotta look more like a memorizer. Nobody believes me.