Saturday, September 11, 2010

DEAR STUPID PROVO PEDESTRIAN (10)

Dear stupid Provo pedestrian:

I know it's nice when cars stop to let you across the street. However, considering that where you were standing on the curb hopefully gazing at the passing cars was not a crosswalk, and that the car you ran in front of was actually turning left, not stopping for you, you might want to be less ready to ascribe noble motives to the drivers around here, and more ready to protect your life when you cross the street.

Seriously, man, don't end your college career two weeks after you started it.

Regards,
BUSNINJA

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