Wednesday, October 27, 2010

DEAR STUPID PROVO DRIVER (18)

Dear stupid Provo driver:

I hate parking lots. I hate them partly because of people like you.

You cannot go 25 MPH through a parking lot after dark and not expect to almost hit people. Fortunately my friend and I are conscientious pedestrians and you do not now have a prohibitive driving record.

Also, if you are going 25 MPH through a parking lot after dark (even though you shouldn't) and you almost hit people, the least you could do is stop and allow us to cross in front of you. Not keep going right in front of us.

Think of the children. And your driving record.

Regards,
BUSNINJA

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