Wednesday, October 27, 2010

WINTER IS UPON US

Dear my friends from warmer climes:

Yes, it snowed here yesterday. And while it will probably be 70 degrees and sunny again next week, the snow will come back. No, it's not going away soon. No, you can't do anything about it.

Also, please be warned that driving on ice or snow is not the same as driving on dry pavement. It is not the same as driving in the rain. It is not the same as driving any other way. It is its own fun, new adventure that you will have to figure out all on your own, because they didn't teach you how to drive in the snow where you are from. So please, be alert, brake early, and don't tailgate.

Also, BUY A SCRAPER AND SCRAPE OFF YOUR FREAKING CAR!!! Don't drive around with
your car window 90% obscured by frost. If you don't like scraping your car in the morning, take the bus instead. Just sayin'.

Regards,
BUSNINJA

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