Monday, December 20, 2010

DEAR STUPID PROVO DRIVER (26)

Dear stupid Provo driver:

I'm going to assume that you're not from around here. Because it'll make you look better.

If you aren't from here, you might not realize that although Orem Main St. is called "Main St.", it is actually a very minor two-lane road. One going either way. You also might not know that there's a bus (we call it "the 831" that goes down it every half-hour from 5 a.m. to 10 p.m. on weekdays. You also might not know it was a weekday, but that might be pushing it.

Anyway, regardless of whether you know these things, if you can't see a 45-foot bus coming down Main Street when you're pulling out onto it, you either weren't looking or you need new glasses. In either case, you shouldn't have been driving at all.

Regards,
BUSNINJA

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