Monday, February 21, 2011


Dear stupid Provo driver:

Commutergirl and I are nice people. Which is why it pains me to have to address you so. But really, it's your fault. We went to catch the 850 the other day, and you had pulled up right in front of the bus stop. Poor sap, you probably don't even know a bus goes down State Street, let alone that it stops right where you wanted to park. I guess I can forgive you for that.

But parking in front of a fire hydrant? The one next to the bus stop? I mean, really. The driver's ed test does have a minimum passing score, you know. You must know someone. Otherwise I don't know how you could have passed.


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