Friday, March 4, 2011

DEAR STUPID PROVO PEDESTRIAN (15)

Dear stupid Provo pedestrian:

There's a magical thing about the crosswalks at BYU. They change without your having to do anything. Ooooh . . .

It seems to be lost on you, however. Why did you start crossing the street just seconds before the crosswalk was going to change anyway? Why, when you started crossing the street, did you not look to your left and see that a car was coming down the street, trying to get through the intersection before the light went from yellow to red? Why did you almost get hit by this car?

I assume, based on the fact that you were carrying important-looking documents into a department office in the building we both subsequently entered, that you are an educated person. Maybe you can answer those questions for me.

Regards,
BUSNINJA

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