Tuesday, May 24, 2011

DEAR STUPID PROVO DRIVER (35)

Dear stupid Provo driver:

There's a funny thing about leaving service stations to turn onto highways. You have to
cross a sidewalk. I know you don't know what a sidewalk is and have never walked on one, because, hey, why walk when you can drive?

Nevertheless, I was walking down the sidewalk on State St. the other day, and you almost crossed me as you were crossing the sidewalk. I don't like being crossed over by a car. It's never actually happened to me, but I don't imagine it's very pleasant. So the next time you're pulling out of the gas station, don't just look at the traffic, make sure you look at the sidewalk, because there might be human beings on it. Like me.

Regards,
BUSNINJA

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