WHAT WE SO BLITHELY CALL "THE BUS" IS, IN FACT, ITS OWN LITTLE MICROCOSM WITHIN OUR LARGER SOCIETY. IT HAS ITS OWN RULES, ITS OWN JOYS AND DISAPPOINTMENTS, ITS OWN INSIDE JOKES, AND ITS OWN RABID FANS. THERE ARE NICE PEOPLE, MEAN PEOPLE, WEIRD PEOPLE, CLUELESS PEOPLE, AND ONE DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE BUSNINJA. AND IT IS NEVER, EVER BORING. IF YOU DON'T THINK UTAH HAS A THRIVING BUS CULTURE, YOU'RE MISSING OUT . . .
While I was at said water park trying not to look creepy, I decided to make a short trip to the restrooms. I thought to myself, I should go to the restroom, since I have the chance. Then I thought, Ooh, no, park restrooms. Dirty. Then I thought, Well, no, Provo's park restrooms are usually pretty clean.
Then I thought,
Wait, did I just find something I don't hate about Provo?
It's true. I don't love their park restrooms, but I don't hate them either. It may not sound like much to you, but it's a big step in the right direction.