But then, they have to get back in the back door before the bus driver closes it and pulls away.
***Cue action-movie music***
The other day, the 811 was really, really, really, really full, and some people had to get off. The guy standing in front of the back door got off to let them off. While he was still off the bus, he heard the hiss that means the back doors are about to close. He sprang into action, and in one great leap cleared the doors just as they were closing.
Back on the bus, he contemplated his surroundings, and with a look of delighted surprise on his face, said,
(Yes, the word was frickin')
I thought to myself, "Okay, brother, we can be co-ninjas for a day. But just for today."