I hate mall parking lots just as much as you do. Unless you're a mall-parking-lot masochist . . .
As we were driving out of the mall parking lot, we saw a car pulled out halfway into the aisle. We assumed it was pulling out into the aisle, and politely waited for it to do so. Because we're nice.
But then the car didn't move, and it didn't move, and it didn't move. We edged a little closer and finally saw that
You had PARKED your car halfway out into the aisle. Are you trying to get insurance money from it, or what? 'Cause you just might.