Dear stupid Provo driver:
Back before I was stuck interminably in this hospital with no baby, you and I were merging onto the freeway at about the same time. I say about the same time, because you were behind us in traffic. As we were getting onto the freeway, you surely must have noticed an ambulance attending to a wreck under the bridge, that is, someone got in a crash and needed medical attention. Surely you must have noticed this. I am absolutely perplexed, then, that as we were getting on the freeway you proceeded to swerve three times to pass cars ON THE ON-RAMP.