Monday, April 15, 2013

DEAR STUPID PROVO DRIVER (54)

(Still no baby)

Dear stupid Provo driver:

Back before I was stuck interminably in this hospital with no baby, you and I were merging onto the freeway at about the same time.  I say about the same time, because you were behind us in traffic.  As we were getting onto the freeway, you surely must have noticed an ambulance attending to a wreck under the bridge, that is, someone got in a crash and needed medical attention.  Surely you must have noticed this.  I am absolutely perplexed, then, that as we were getting on the freeway you proceeded to swerve three times to pass cars ON THE ON-RAMP.

DOES AN AMBULANCE NEXT TO A CAR WRECK UNDER A BRIDGE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?

Regards,
BUSNINJA

1 comment:

  1. Yes, of course it means something. It means that he has to hurry to be around it, or else he'll be stuck like every other driver. He needs to prove how superior he is to other drivers, or else where will his self-worth be?

    Meanwhile, on the train and bus, I was happily enjoying an android-based game of 8-Ball, which I promptly lost, instead of risking life and limb or staring at tail lights.

    Looking forward to hearing about the big event, btw.

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