Tuesday, April 30, 2013

DEAR STUPID PROVO PEDESTRIAN (22)

Dear stupid Provo pedestrian:

Given that you were crossing the street against a red light, and that there was a car coming toward you while you were illegally crossing, and that the driver of the car in question did not honk at you or swerve around you, but actually stopped to let you cross even though you were in the wrong, I am absolutely at a loss as to why, after she let you cross and drove away, you shouted

PUNK-A** B****

at her.  You should have been thanking her for not honking at you or trying to run you over or passive-aggressively swerving around you to make you pretend to fear for your life, as many drivers around these parts are wont to do when pedestrians blatantly cross illegally in front of them.

You are either out of touch with reality or have an excessively high external locus of control, which is kind of the same thing.  Either way, you should probably just stay home next time.

1 comment:

  1. "You are either out of touch with reality or have an excessively high external locus of control, which is kind of the same thing."--Favorite quote. :-)

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