Our first treasure comes from a Trib (gasp!) article about how UTA is being used as a model for other transit agencies--which, frankly, it is--to which was appended the following extremely astute comment:
(I think I may have completely weirded out one of my co-workers at a meeting recently when she took something I said seriously. My sarcasm is only getting drier as I get older.)
- You are entitled to your opinion about the bonuses; however, you are objectively wrong about the "do nothing" part.
|sltrib (gasp!), from an article shockingly titled "Flying Red Eye? TRAX No Help"|
- Also, nothing.
- I am standing in front of . . . nothing.
- Whole lotta nothing up in here.
- Maybe you should get your eyes checked. Or your frontal lobe.
This is a picture of me eating my hat. I never thought something like that would happen in Provo.