He was asking everybody on the train the same question,
(Protip: if you are trying to sell something on a train, first of all, stop it; and second, don't ask everyone the same question or the other people on the train will catch on quickly)
so when he came up to me and said,
I was ready with a scathing response:
Completely unruffled, he said
and moved on to the next person, leaving me to wonder: does he say that to everybody, or am I just really white?